The issue with having no pants

[pphaneuf]

I'm at the office, and I'm not wearing my jeans anymore. But I have an issue.

How the heck am I supposed to have my cellphone on me?

Comments

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

actually on your back... the elastic of underwear always has more traction int he middle of the back that int he front for obvious reasons. stick it down half way between your spine and your side..all good.

well it works for SOME people

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

I tried putting it folded on my side, it wasn't so bad, but the elastic on that particular pair of boxers is too thick. On my other ones, it'd work great.

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

side? but wouldnt you want a flat surfaceinstead of a curvy one?

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

See, it's sort of pointy and pushes right against the elastic. Or so goes my theory.