The issue with having no pants

[pphaneuf]

I'm at the office, and I'm not wearing my jeans anymore. But I have an issue.

How the heck am I supposed to have my cellphone on me?

Comments

[blacksquiggles.livejournal.com]

you could shove it in your...



sock

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Don't forget to put it in vibrating mode.

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

actually on your back... the elastic of underwear always has more traction int he middle of the back that int he front for obvious reasons. stick it down half way between your spine and your side..all good.

well it works for SOME people

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

I tried putting it folded on my side, it wasn't so bad, but the elastic on that particular pair of boxers is too thick. On my other ones, it'd work great.

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

side? but wouldnt you want a flat surfaceinstead of a curvy one?

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

See, it's sort of pointy and pushes right against the elastic. Or so goes my theory.

[chickcurious.livejournal.com]

shoulder holster.

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

socks..underwear and shoulder holster..

now HOW IN BLOODY HELL do I get rid of this mental picture?????




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oh! I know!

There MUST me some beer left around!

[elliptic-curve.livejournal.com]

Two words: Prince Albert.

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

One word: no.

[skjalm.livejournal.com]

Duct tape fixes everything ;-)