Decadence

[pphaneuf]

Today, I drank boxed wine straight from the tap, took a bubble bath (complete with a rubber duckie, of course) and ate Kraft Dinner (thanks to my man dcoombs!), which is well-known to kill Frenchmen on mere contact, and is thus a highly illegal item here (or so I like to tell myself).

Comments

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

I'm still amazed they let me into the country with that stuff.

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

With your abilities to carry such dangerous items as toothpaste and Kraft Dinner past custom agents, you should consider a career in smuggling.

[thebabynancy.livejournal.com]

surely marijuana and heroin can't be too far behind.


BAHAHAHA

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Well, considering toothpaste is a well-known high explosive and he managed to get that into the USA, of all places, drugs can't be all that difficult!

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

Well, I *do* have to place the toothpaste in the TPBoIC: Thin Plastic Baggy of Illogical Containment. I assume that makes it OK.

[thebabynancy.livejournal.com]

no kiddin' eh. the yanks woulda ass-raped you for that. but not the frogs. then again, they like their cheese NON/UN(?-too early in the AM!)-pasteurized.

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

No no, the yanks eat plenty of the stuff. They just call it by some other weird name.

[sfllaw.livejournal.com]

Real Kraft Dinner?

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

Accept no substitutes!

[sfllaw.livejournal.com]

Do they have fancy Dijon ketchups over there?

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

As well as pre-wrapped bacon, yes.

[andukar.livejournal.com]

Bacon and KD...?

[cpirate.livejournal.com]

Bacon makes everything better! Except for maybe ice cream.

[andukar.livejournal.com]

http://www.slashfood.com/2006/08/06/bacon-ice-cream-is-an-udder-delight/

[thebabynancy.livejournal.com]

ew.

[angorian.livejournal.com]

Actually, the PC white cheddar imitation stuff is much MUCH better.

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's true. I haven't had either in years, but I do remember finding the PC white cheddar stuff pretty decent. And cheaper, too!

[thebabynancy.livejournal.com]

the denzo loved that white cheddar stuff... she bought it in bulk... scary stuff that.

[ryss-rhiannon.livejournal.com]

There are no taps on boxes.

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Well, straight from the little valve thing on boxed wine. Classy, by any other name.

kraft dinner

[(Anonymous)]

I was wondering where in the hell you had found Kraft dinner in France. Just got the answer.

Re: kraft dinner

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

dcoombs is da man!

Re: kraft dinner

[dcoombs.livejournal.com]

Haha, Metro at boul St-Jean and the 20, baby!

[tygrbabe.livejournal.com]

you win the best post i've read this morning award

*falls off chair laughing

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Well, I did have a beer too, but I felt this wasn't much compared to drinking wine from a tap and eating what amounts to poisonous plastic explosives around here.