I'm a man-whore

[pphaneuf]

I've just had someone put a $20 in my buttcrack. I did say to leave it on the night table. *sigh*

Comments

Priceless

[ryss-rhiannon.livejournal.com]

There are some things money can't buy... for pphaneuf's buttcrack, there's Mastercard.

Accepted where ever you find man-whores.

Re: Priceless

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

I GOT TWO! ( master cards that is ).

Re: Priceless

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, um, I'm not entirely sure a credit card would be better...

Myself, I find sex better when it's free. :-P

Re: Priceless

[ryss-rhiannon.livejournal.com]

Oh come on! Just the image of swiping a credit card through your ass crack is reason enough!

Re: Priceless

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

As long as it's safe swiping, of course.

[swestrup]

Ah! The discovery of a previously-unexploited revenue stream! Lucky you!

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

If only it was true. Money coming out of buttcrack, now that would be something!

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

how much would YOU pay? ;)

[musicdieu.livejournal.com]

I'd definitely give him only coins. Especially if they're going into his butt crack.

But be careful, whenever he farts it would be like a cannon going off.

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

YAY! SLUT MACHINES!

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

For you, it's always free, baby!

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

it's Susana

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Well, as you can see, I'm busy. Getting $20 inserted in my buttcrack. *groan*

Sent you an email about coffee, and we can talk about dinner then.

[eniran.livejournal.com]

That happened to me once when we were bowling.

Only it wasn't a twenty, it was a loonie.

And I gave it to the bitchy waitress as a tip.

Buahahahaha!

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!!! Well done!