My Glamourous Life

[pphaneuf]

I had Dulce de Leche ice cream this morning for breakfast. Well, "morning", as in a few hours after I got up. I'm being told I'll pay dearly for this. I have every intention to pay up.

Spent most of the afternoon chatting with my favorite people while listening to good music. I'll have to craft even nastier mental imagery for my demanding audience (I can hear my fellow Nitiots cringe in pain already, but they're wussies).

Went looking for one of my favorite piece which was not to be found one too many time, so I put my threat to execution.

Made use of hub_'s washing and drying machines to take care of my "complicated" laundry. Watched some television with thebabynancy, and oh, is this inane. People could be talking together, listening to music, reading a book, watching a movie, making out, having sex, whatever! But no. They're watching this crud.

Now I'm back home, I've put on the good music, and I'll go have a beer and clean my washroom. So glamourous.

Comments

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

you really think you can come up with even nastier mental imagery?

jean/jeanet reno, charles&william, your co-workers....

your record is already impressive!

[sfllaw.livejournal.com]

George Bush being fucked by a pink elephant. On a float. During a Christmas Day parade.

Disturbing enough for you?

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

See, it's trickier than it looks coming up with the right mental imagery that will fuck up someone really nicely. I'd say this one lacks a bit of reality. Come on, a pink elephant!

But finding yourself spooning in a single bed with musicdieu, that has quite the reality to it. Now, just need to decorate a bit, and you'd be in business!

[sfllaw.livejournal.com]

I think you've used that particular image before.

And I think certain people wanted photographs.

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I used it. That's why I need to work on new ones!

I'll have to go back and do it again for photographs.

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

not nearly as disturbing as what pphaneuf has inflicted on me lately!

although I am sorry for the elephant!

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Well, I have to rise up to the challenge and find myself new goals! I'm not sure I can, but I'll sure try!

[cpirate.livejournal.com]

Please, let's not blame Pierre unduly - I'm the unfortunate soul responsible for coming up with the Jean/Janet Reno mixup. I'm still very sorry.

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

admitting your own guilt will barely lessen the punishment.

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cpirate, stay the hell away from my punishment!

[cpirate.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't know if there's much more punishment needed than what I've already done to myself by having come up with the idea. Gah, now you're making me think of it again! Stop that.

But if it makes you happy, you can still blame Pierre - it was his journal, it must be his fault!

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

the two of you are not mutually exclusive you know!

[http://users.livejournal.com/hub_/]

you need a hobby !