As seen on TV

[pphaneuf]

(translated from French)

TV talking head: Today is Valentine's Day, the day to tell your other half that you love her/him...
azrhey: *mutters under the covers*
pphaneuf: *about to do the same, then stops* The left half or the right half?
azrhey: I told the lower half!

Comments

[azrhey.livejournal.com]

hrmm...yeah.
Although "douce moitié" would better be "better half" than "other half"? :D

[pphaneuf.livejournal.com]

I remember something like "dire à vôtre moitié", so I translated semi-appropriately... It's rather funny either way you look at it! :-)